Happiest little troll in the motherf*cking world!

Smex keeps me happy. It's the key to my entire existence.

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thefrogman: “Why this is the sorriest bunch I’ve ever seen. STAND UP STRAIGHT. I’ve seen better posture from My Little Ponies. Who pinned these medals on, Stevie Wonder? By the time I’m done with you maggots your going to wish you were the scum on the bottom of my flip flops.”

thefrogman:

“Why this is the sorriest bunch I’ve ever seen. STAND UP STRAIGHT. I’ve seen better posture from My Little Ponies. Who pinned these medals on, Stevie Wonder? By the time I’m done with you maggots your going to wish you were the scum on the bottom of my flip flops.”

(Source: hanxiaotian)

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thefrogman.me: A Christmas Eve Poem

thefrogman:

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care

In hopes that St. Nicholas would soon be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of…

Only a few months till christmas! :D